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Perles 2013En général, je ne publie pas les "perles" d'élèves... Mais, depuis deux semaines, je donne quelques cours à des 6e, ce qui ne m'était jamais arrivé, en réalité... Là, je ne résiste pas... à suivre...
"Homère était un poète grec borgne du XVIIIe siècle"."Quand le prêtre grec répandait des céréales sur le boeuf sacrifié à Zeus, c'était des cocopops, m'ssieur ?"
Who is supposed to be pushing whom over the cliff?Ever see or hear about that democrat advertisement of the Evil Republican pushing the Wheelchair Bound Grandmother over the cliff? The one that states that the democrats will preserve medicare and fix the healthcare situation in the United States while the republicans will totally destroy the whole system.
Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnE83A1Z4U
So voters. . .and those who commit voter fraud. . .chose the democrats to save them from the Evil Republicans while fixing healthcare. Yes, everyone will get real healthcare that will get them just what they need to fix up their bodies all thanks to Obamacare!
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Unless you have cancer then you are totally screwed!
Already some of the pushing grandmother over the cliff stories are coming
An FC is Like a ChildHey, thought I'd bring up something that's come to me. Now, I've been going around the Sly Cooper fandom, and saw a couple of well-developed FCs that are the love interests of Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox. I was originally going to call her out for that, but then I saw the effort she put into them. It made me realize something that I didn't know I was doing long ago.
An FC/OC is something like your child. Once it's brought into the world, it has to grow in a way that's similar to how we grow. We put them through life experiences, break their hearts, help them achieve goals, and in the end, get a well balanced character with a story of his or her own.
Sapphire is pretty much all grown up at this point (mostly), I want to restart Terry's legacy (as a thief this time), and I've got new plans for Nicole, Sly's soon-to-be adopted daughter.
But let me give you a word of advice: If you dislike my FCs, then I have every right to dislike yours. And that's pretty rare for me, but it's typically
Questions for the Communists, Nazis, and Similar.As the title states, I have some questions for people who DA who follow things like Communism or Nazism. So without further ado-
Why do you follow an ideology that committed some of the worst acts of censorship in the 20th Century?
Why do you follow an ideology that stifles(and in nearly all cases punishes) any creativity that is not in line with the central leadership?
Why do you follow an ideology that doesn't permit individual/free-thinking which is practically key for artists and writers?
Why do you follow an ideology that demands that a painting or story's meaning is not decided by the creator or reader/viewer but by the central leadership?
Why do you follow an ideology that has no problem killing or imprisoning artists or writers if they creates things that go against the central leadership?
Question for Hogwarts
HARRY POTTER: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
HARRY: Hmm, the Triwizard Trophy depends on me guessing this right, so there must be more to this riddle than there seems. Let's think, a chicken, a road, what reason…birdfeed on the other side? He's being chased by something on this si—what, it's a trick question! He crossed the road…to get to the other side!
RON: Maybe he had to save his friend from the bloody Dursleys!
HERMIONE: chicken: a small, flightless bird…
VERNON DURSLEY: CHICKENS DO NOT CROSS ROADS! That's just a load of rubbish!
PETUNIA DURSLEY: I think I saw that disgusting animal leaving the sidewalk while I was spying on the neighbors this morning. I mean, when I was watering the flowers.
DUDLEY DURSLEY: Chicken? You mean like a chicken-sundae? Mum, I want a chicken sundae, NOW! I WANT CHICKEN SUNDAE MUUUUM!
HAGRID: Aw, chickens are borr'n. Let's talk about dragons or giants or someth'n.
DUMBLEDORE: This is a complicated question,
Deep Cliff #24 What's Up With Miley Cyrus
Question: What’s With Miley Cyrus?
Hello, and welcome to yet another Deep Cliff, where I listen to your questions and bring you in depth answers. I’ve got a few new questions to answer, but some of them will require some careful thought before I answer them, so in the mean time…I’ll address an old one that I got some time ago from a friend.
I love to listen to music. In my opinion, music is more than just entertainment…it’s art. Music can move people through beautiful and meaningful lyrics, powerful beats, soothing melodies, and so on. I for one have always loved classical music, but I believe there is something good to be found in all genres. Mika prefers the techno and dubstep style music, which I enjoy as well, but not to the same degree. Music impacts all people and in different ways. For this reason, I often catch myself reviewing and critiquing music. I’ll be driving with the radio on and, when a song comes on that I haven’
Children's StoriesAre children’s stories only good for children, or can adults enjoy them as well?
Well, there’s a quote by C.S. Lewis: “A children’s story that can only enjoyed by children isn’t a good children’s story in the slightest.”
If one is to look at some children’s stories today, one may notice that the there is little consequence or everything is cushioned into something that is just happy all the time. And if there is conflict, it’s either very minor or it’s always resolved with little development.
What C.S. Lewis was saying is that those kind of stories aren’t good for children in the very least because they don’t even give them even just a taste of what real life is like or what they’ll have to face when they’re older.
Now think about your most memorable movies as a child. It may have been a Disney or Dreamworks movie, but what was it that made the movie appealing to you as a child? If you
XY theory: Why the Team Flare members have eyewearOkay, something minor this time, but I believe one user gave me an interesting theory. Now Team Flare have been known for having something over their eyes. I actually think they're masking their identity somewhat.
There is a story by a user that depicts Serena putting on the apparel that defines Team Flare. In that story, she put on color contacts. Other members may have had to do that as part of a dress code. I'm not too sure why, but I think it's so that they may seem unrecognizable to people they once knew.
I mean think about it: many of them look the same (but then again, so do other villainous organizations. This may apply to other lower rank members of other Teams as well) This may be taken to a slight extreme.
And given Lysandre's belief that most humans are corrupt, he felt that the only way to "purify" them was to convert them to his beliefs and make them look alike.
But I think this is healthier than gouging one's eyes out, don't you think?
Word of advise Work and Internet.Word of advise. Be very careful about what you do online. People who might hire you will search your name or hire a firm to do it for them. Facebook, Twitter and other similar sites are the places they search. If you have anything that could be viewed as a risk to the employer or that does not jive with the company's philosophy.You have a good chance of being denied a position. Coming from a guy who has experienced this first hand.
4 years of pain and unemployment could have been avoided if I just kept my mouth shut on many topics I talked about on Twitter and Facebook. Because of these actions. I am not employable even now. I am viewed as a legal risk, employment risk, a political risk. It is better to be bland when it comes to your percents on the internet. As much as that sucks, its how the world works now.
Carta de agradecimiento 1A: Mi madre
Delma Jaimes Bautista
Madre, te agradesco todo lo que has hecho por mi, lo bueno y de alguno u otra forma lo malo tambien, ya que si me hubieras salir, no hubiera estado cuando llegó tu esposo y no estaría escribiendo todo esto.
En esta carta te quiero pedir perdon por todas las veces que te e maltratado, arrempujandote, gritandote y deseandote cosas malas en mis pensamientos cuando me haces enojar, pero por mas que quiero no puedo evitarlo. Espero que me perdones por todo esto.
Ademas de pedirte perdón quisiera agradecerte todas las cosas buenas que has hecho por mi, darme el mejor regalo que un padre le puede dar a sus hijos, el amor, la educación, el apoyo cuando lo necesito, por cuidarme y darme alimento durante estos 13 largos años en los que e aprendido muchas cosas que aunque no las muestre frente a tí y los demas me han servido de mucho, como cuando me regañan tu o tu esposo me dan ganas de expresarme escribiendo lo que siento
aunque tu no lo s
Twenty-three years before the crippling of Crown Prince James III
He was fourteen and she was probably aged about the same, give or take a few years. It had been an hour since he'd met her.
He hated her already.
She scowled behind him and likely shared the sentiment as they scampered up the hillside in a desperate attempt to escape the roaring mob that seemed to be growing perpetually larger and coming ever-closer. Gabriel would have liked to say that it was all her fault he was in this situation, though it was his careless nicking ofwhat was it? A chicken that started the first old woman running, but how was he supposed to know that she'd stumble and fall and everyone else would think he'd assaulted her?
He hadn't. He'd taken the chicken, snapped its neck and run, because he hadn't eaten meat in weeks and he was starting to feel the affects on his already weak limbs.
This is what happens, he thought. This is what happens when you live like th
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